Facebookstitute

Someone whose gains an above-average level of pleasure from posting something on Facebook or liking every status they come across.

Ned: "Kelly's such a facebookstitute, man. I caught her liking all of my comments."
Bob: "Wow, bro."

by The Bacon May 14, 2013

Facebooksturbation

When you like everything you have on Facebook just to make yourself feel better, usually done by loners. When one facebooksturbates, they will probably forget that everyone in the world would see them do so.

"I decided to do a little facebooksturbation, but my friends caught me, and unfriended me. And unliked all my posts."

by Zenithkaos December 15, 2015

facebooksky

A trolling platform for mass distribution of Russian propaganda, formerly known as Facebook.

OMG, I read on Facebooksky today that next launch of the Falcon rocket will be used as pretext by the government to mass-convert children into druidism!

by vgribok February 21, 2018

factonese

the language of a person who only speaks facts

I only speak factonese

by django'sbaby July 7, 2020

faceboobs

when boobs on face

i got some faceboobs

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022