evol intent

the most bad ass thing on planet earth.

OmG! Ev0L InTEnT!

by whoadie whoaner March 5, 2004

evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

by Consequences October 7, 2010

lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock

that stock evo 7 just raped that gto

by gah September 15, 2003

elol

Evil Laugh Out Loud

Also known as Muahahahahahhahahaaa

Lets go poke that dude with a stick elol

by welsh_gal_23j September 11, 2008

ARK Survival Evolved

A game created by wild card created to tame dinosaurs and survive build bases farm vegetables and tame every creature and conquer the ARK

I play ark survival evolved every day to learn how to survive

by Ark Master June 18, 2018

Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.

"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"

by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019

evolver

One that evolves to maturity, like a genetic algorithm. This is not about one's sexuality.

Randy is quite the evolver! He was at level 2 yesterday and is now already at level 7.

by BarbedWire June 21, 2019