by Garmani May 31, 2017
Get the euphejism mug.A severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. More serious than emphasisema --- a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics --- it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of "meaningless adjectives", even the "milder" or "imitation" phrases.
Although euphemisema is a serious disease, it is still morally-preferable to using actual swear words, since this can cause even more horrid effects on those within earshot. Therefore is it less selfish to"take one for the team" and get sick yourself , rather than searing others' tender eardrums with a perpetual potty-mouth.
by QuacksO October 4, 2017
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Get the Euthemism mug.A modern metropolitan man of Echo Park-Mission-Williamsburg clique for whom the idea that 'effeminate' needs to be used as an euphemism is beyond comprehension. For him, being woman-like needs to be euphemized as much as being, say, six feet tall.
Joe: That eupheminate hipster in the corner doesn't realize that by knitting he is making a statement. Joan: Someone needs to tell him that we are one state too far north, in Laramie, WY, not Boulder, CO.
by RubarbSaranacLake December 22, 2012
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