euphejism

Instead of defecating on your partner's face, to ejaculate.

I was constipated so I had to give my boss a euphejism.

by Garmani May 31, 2017

euphemisema

A severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. More serious than emphasisema --- a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics --- it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of "meaningless adjectives", even the "milder" or "imitation" phrases.

Although euphemisema is a serious disease, it is still morally-preferable to using actual swear words, since this can cause even more horrid effects on those within earshot. Therefore is it less selfish to"take one for the team" and get sick yourself , rather than searing others' tender eardrums with a perpetual potty-mouth.

by QuacksO October 4, 2017

Euthemism

The art of 'Wizard Fishing', generally with a Pole and some slippage.

Some of the time we spent holding our breath was spent Euthemisming

by DuckDivingIntoPonds July 4, 2022

Eupheminate

A modern metropolitan man of Echo Park-Mission-Williamsburg clique for whom the idea that 'effeminate' needs to be used as an euphemism is beyond comprehension. For him, being woman-like needs to be euphemized as much as being, say, six feet tall.

Joe: That eupheminate hipster in the corner doesn't realize that by knitting he is making a statement. Joan: Someone needs to tell him that we are one state too far north, in Laramie, WY, not Boulder, CO.

by RubarbSaranacLake December 22, 2012

euphememdialate

when your friend pontificates while holding the spliff.

dude, ash always euphememdialates.

by pretty three April 13, 2013

Euphorism

A word or expression derived from the tv show “Euphoria”.

Topher:Yo,watching Fez beat the brakes off Nate’s dad gave me mad Euphorism.

by The_Euphorist February 3, 2022