erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013

erectile malfunction

When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.

by naknumm September 8, 2007

Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...

Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018

Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.

Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.

by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014

Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.

"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."

by Valterain June 22, 2015

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019