Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

sol enterprises

The greatest place on this earth. Stands for "Shit Outta Luck" Enterprises as well as Slothy, Organic, Luke.

Fuck yeah I'm in SOL Enterprises! Time to get beheaded by blkmmb!

by lanian September 14, 2019

Friends Enterprises

Friends enterprises is a very funny place, everyone has admin lmao

How

Friends enterprises how

by PhantomTav October 27, 2021

Red face Enterprise

When you love the sauce and like to work in a boss role and still have no clue at what is being done.

Damn this job is going south, must be a red face enterprise job.

by B Dingus July 23, 2021

Chicken Enterprise

A transaction involving the exchange of chicken for goods and services.

Chicken as a form of currency.

I needed a cargo van. They were hungry. Chicken enterprise bro!

by The Chicken King August 22, 2012

Enterprise, AL

Home to the Boll Weevel and a really good high school. Lots of drugs and gang warfare!

James: *What city do you live in*
Raged E-Barbs: *Boll Weevel*
James: *Oh no*
Come to Enterprise to get robbed :D
Enterprise, AL is a city where there is a downtown and a statue.

by taxthepoor:D January 23, 2024