emo boy 

A boy who covers most of his face with his hair; 90% of the guys think that girls will think that they are beautiful (attention to girls, you cannot see their face, how is that "hott").

They think that "emo" girls can "save their hearts" and make their life worth living.

They hate when people who are not emo call them emo, even though when the boys are in 6th grade/middle school this went through their head. "OHHHHH, I like the way these people dress, maybe i'll be cooler as an emo. Ok, so i'll go home and die my hair, buy some BIGGG ristbands, and then i'll be emo. I'll be cool. I'll get SOOOOO much attention"

So yeah, emo's are lame. and yeah, they should totally get over themselves, their emorexic bodies, their style, and their Rock & Roll on estrogen music.

Im not saying that they are bad people, and that they are liars. I am just saying that I am right about them, and they just hate that about me.

"omg, im such an emo boy. but i'll get mad when everyone calls me emo, cuz im so SCENEEE!"

emo boy by KillerCB May 2, 2007

emo boy 

A bunch of tool bags, whom are fond of bands like "fall out boy" and "punk rock" bands that enjoy complaining about their in-ability to get girldfriends and their obvious problem of being a bitch. They also wear tight clothes that make most straight people want to slap them, for being stupid and thinking that they could fit into clothes that wouldnt even fit a 4 year old.
not only do these "boys" committ homocide fashion but they also are convinced that they can play music. not all, but most are in some kind of lame band, that go through band members like condoms. These kids are the worst singers and even though they are convinced they are rebeling, they are just conforming to the countries newest fad, of being a complaining tampon. the world would truely be a better place, if they "accidentally" were all run over by a dump truck.
they also are really un-athletic and quit all their sports or never even played sports in the first place, because they are only conforming to societys need for athlets.
it is appearent to me that these kids have been rejected once in their life and cannot deal with the fact that not everyone likes them, so they turn to the "dark side" of society and become a self hating bitch.

josh: you know that joe kid?

me: yeah the one who stays at home and practices playing his guitar all day because he has no friends and is socially challenged? you mean the one who ripped his shirt the other day because he bend over, and the same one who shops for girls clothing and enjoys staring at the mirror more then life? and the same one who has ADD and draws pictures of death on his folders in school because hes failing everyclass? the same kid who quit every sport he used to play because the pants werent tight enough for him?

josh: yeah thats him, the emo boy!

emo boy by conor July 18, 2006

emo boy 

Kids who dye the hair black and for some reason see the need to cry and wear girl pants all the time while cutting themselves for attention while listening to Hawthorne Heights.

Also known as the kids whos asses I kick on a day-to-day basis.

some emo boy- "wanna come to the bathroom to cut your wrist and cry with me?"
Me- "no.... you gay..."
Some emo boy- "thats it im kicking your ass your ass!"
Me- "no your not..."
some emo boy- "yes i----"
then I knock the emo boy the fuck out

emo boy by Loganisdbomb July 18, 2006

emo boy 

A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.

Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.

emo boy by Jk July 18, 2006

emo boy 

Skinny, efeminate girly-boys who dress in black a lot. If you're lucky, one of them may even have a studded dog-collar round his neck. They look like piss-weak goths; aren't even strong enough to get THAT right. Laughable attempt at "individuality" by dressing and acting towards a pre-existing code-- at least goths listen to cool music!

John: "Dude, I accidently knocked that Emo bitch over and he was so weak he apologized to me!"
Jake: "Mother.... Let's smash the bitch!"
Everyone else in the room: "YEAH!!!!"

emo boy by benjiboy July 18, 2006

emo boy 

The emo boy is a pathetic, unoriginal attention seeker who hopes to get somewhere in love and life by jumping on the bandwagon of the lattest faddy scene. Often like bands such as My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy who can't play / sing / write a good song.

Could possibly be gay and just hasn't come out of the closet.

Emo boy: My life is shit *cries* even though it isn't really. *Cries* Its still shit!!! *cries* Give me attention!

emo boy by SonicYouth July 18, 2006

emo boy 

Kids and teenagers, who wear girls pants several sizes too small, with hair so straight and combed that they must not have a life. They usually travel in groups, and are easily identified because they cluster in "pecks" like jellyfish. Like jellyfish, they have no brains and no guts. They listen to music and cry. They also do not have feelings and are incapable of dying. This is due to the amount they cut themselves. The only way to kill one is to take off the head, with a bat or cudgel, because they are immune to blades. Fire doesn't work, but water will destroy their "hair", which coupled with their pants, is the source of their minions, the dim "emo girls" who follow them, like a tail follows a dog. This means that the emo kids can be put down like a dog, out of a love of our community. They are the opposite of Chuck Norris in every way, except for their almost magical ability to attract women.

I walked into the music store, but there was this emo boy in my way, so I kicked him in the face and left the store.
Dude, I grabbed this person's ass because I thought they were some hot chick I knew, but then I realized I was holding the anus of a emo boy.
I had this emo boy's head in my rifle's crosshairs, but he deflected the bullets with a CD of a sucky band.

emo boy by Ninjaontheloose July 18, 2006