email balls

Saying what you really think via email that you would never have the guts to say in person.

The guy has email balls, plays nice to my face but rips me in email.

by ricJerrold September 9, 2008

email

Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play

by Commendatore August 12, 2003

emailFlauntoholic

someone who wants you to believe that 'n' number of girls are dying to 'be-friend' him. You always find one of such a kind around whose (desperately) 'left-unattended' computer flaunts his mailbox with emails from riya, rita, rachelle, le-yu-won, martha, kathy, priyanka and salma.

sid: *staring at amit's computer* hey saurabh, your roommate's got to be a winner.

saurabh: Relax, 1% of these emails is ages old and the other 99% he sent to himself from fake mail-ids.

sid: wow! That's some crazy emailFlauntoholic.

*naman walks in, beaming with pride*

sid: congra-fuckin'-tulations naman, you got loads of chicks to bang.

naman: ah, they bother me so much. *fakes a shrug*

by ravenblizzard January 28, 2010

Email Opera

An exchange of emails between friends that snowballs into a melodramic opera.

This is what an Email Opera looks like:

// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.

// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke

// Message 3: TJ says //

1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period.  We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.

// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.

Continues for another 10 exchanges...

by TheLastRambo August 5, 2012

Embiggen

To make bigger.

I'd like to embiggen this donut because I want diabetes.

by Definitions@123 April 22, 2022

Burner email

Burner email is an email used to sign up for free Birthday stuff with no concern for it being hacked as you can always create a new one and not worry about losing anything vitally important

I want to sign up for lots of free birthday stuff so I'm going to use my burner email.

by The original Queen Bee September 2, 2017

The Emil effect

The Emil effect; where one is hanging around Emil and enters a huge depressive episode, or their mental health gets worse, just from simply being around him. Anyone can be an Emil, so be careful as they are very draining people.

Jake: “The Emil effect is everywhere”
Chris: “What’s the Emil effect?”
Jake: “The Emil effect is where hanging round a certain person makes your mental health worse”

by CheesyTrees February 17, 2023