North Korean Election

When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.

"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."

by koolmin23 November 9, 2019

election

A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

This electionis a waste of time.

by Nezbit-the-cat January 30, 2005

Election Day

No school!

(and a day for voting and other crap)

Who cares about voting, we don't have to go to that school-like institution!

by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004

Elephino!

Punch line to the greatest joke EVER! Combination of "elephant" and "rhino". Pronounced "hell if I know".

Grandpa Joe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Me: I don't know. What DO you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Grandpa Joe: HELLIFIKNOW!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If that were any funnier, it would have to be banned by the FCC like anything else that's funny!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 13, 2005

generative elections

“Now they have this augmentation via generative AI, which can make the fake stuff more believable, easier to generate, faster.” AI is coming for our elections. 2024 is going to be the cycle of deep fakes, AI speeches, and "election fraud" being yelled from the losing side.

In 2024 the generative elections were spoofed by LLMs simply making sh*t up.

by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

painful and long-lasting election

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

the 2016 election

The absolute worst year for politics ever

The 2016 election made me like bill clinton

by Swanky_Danky January 5, 2017