Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
by dh718 March 26, 2010
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by stuart ivey February 27, 2008
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Get the Erocktion mug.when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
Get the beer ejack mug.When a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group ejaculation. This congregation of jocks are usually the high school's sports heros who are secretly homosexual.
Hey Johnny! Wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? It's gonna be rad!
by Makins October 23, 2009
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Dude2: good thing you Ejacked out of there, that could have been bad.
Dude2: good thing you Ejacked out of there, that could have been bad.
by The One Who Found The One August 13, 2010
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