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Ejac-flashback

When a picture or video is familiar to you. You’re not sure from when but at some point the picture / video has been masterbation material
Dude I've just had a ejac-flashback that chick was last nights wank material.
by Jimbo_777777 November 29, 2012
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Ejac-pot

When you pull down on a erect penis and release, like a slot machine. Coin shaped semen then flies out.
After an exceptionally long hug, I have my buddy the ejac-pot on the release. It really did sound like a casino as he came in his pants.
by Blue Wafflr August 21, 2013
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ejacalit

the way Larry David imagines black people say the word "ejaculate" in the tv series Curb Your Enthusiasm
someone sat down in a puddle of my ejacalit after I watched the new Carmen Electra pilates video
by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013
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collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007
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Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."
"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."
by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006
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premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
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Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation
She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness
by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008
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