Egyptian Egg

A tasty breakfast meal. It involves taking a piece of bread, buttering it, cutting a hole in the middle of it and then cracking an egg into the hole. The bread and egg are cooked on a skillet, flipped over once, and served.

What shall we have for breakfast?
In honor of the Egyptian Eggbeater, how about some Egyptian Eggs!

by CleoCat October 22, 2010

Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.

Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign

by My boy blew December 6, 2011

egyptian fraggle juggler

an african circus craftsman that juggles premature negro infants in a ring of fire for watermelon and grape soda.

shazaam and jamel went to the circus to see thet egyptian fraggle juggler.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Egypt

A place that is very far away and difficult to get to.

My car broke down out in Egypt.

by Farmmom July 22, 2012

Egyptian Sprinkler

Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.

I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.

by ShockinglyMexican December 8, 2010

Egyptian Riverboat

When a couple decide to take their relationship further, with both parties shitting in a bathtub, and then one partner receives anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. Like riding a boat.

Hey Babe, wanna take a trip on the Egyptian Riverboat?

by FatWillysSurfShack June 16, 2016

Egyptian Firecracker

When you wrap another person in toilet paper and pour hot sauce down their ass crack

Come on, let me make you my Egyptian Firecracker, it really turns me on.

by HoodratHoudini February 15, 2022