Preggo My Eggo

To impregnate, usually in a vigorous manner.

Don't Preggo My Eggo douchebag, I don't want to be throwin' up for the next 9 months.

by Future Kids of Greater Jlem February 28, 2009

eggtard

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

by Shan B January 19, 2017

egotard

Person who exemplifies the worst qualities of an egomaniac and a mentally retared person. Implies both extreme stupidity, and unreasonable opinion of one's self worth.

Boy is my boss an egotard. Kim Jong Il would be an egotard if it wasn't for those darn nukes.

by Truuth December 4, 2004

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

Egot

Egot (Alternatively: Igot) is a Filipino slang term derived from the word igorot. Igorot refers to the mountainous peoples of the Philippines. The term egot usually denotes one of dark skin tone and is commonly used in the states by Filipinos to refer to one of African descent.

Some egots broke into Tito Bernies store again.

by The one pinoy to rule them all! May 16, 2004

Ergotard

Someone who goes to retarded lengths to be ergonomic. This may include, but not be limited to, the use of special mice, an elevated monitor, a wedge to rest feet on, a chair that contorts the body in to an odd position, a special keyboard, and any number of modifications to ones desk.

Kev: Dude have you checked out Wolf's office?
Rob: Yeah dude's sitting on a ball and everything.
Kev: He's a total ergotard.

by rtadlock August 27, 2009

Egotude

A horrible annoying selfish butthurt attitude served with a side of superiority complex. Ego + attitude = Egotude.

Derek is always butthurt and whining because he doesn't get life his way, he'll give you such an egotude!

by Kandi Vixen November 22, 2009