A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
by Tittsmcgee November 03, 2017
A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
by The O Dizzle June 24, 2010
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 09, 2017
Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!
by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021
by Yousuckloser June 05, 2021
A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
by Quinterrogator February 13, 2022
by Jizz hands October 19, 2017