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Easton

A town where emo kids rule, "ghetto" (i use qoutations marks becuase the only ghetto in easton is behind the Easton Village store, where all the druggies get their fix)and there are more white kids than a Blink 182 concert. In fact, white kids make up about 95% of the population. The only asian kids are either wiggers or..well, wiggers. Definined by small roads, nice cars, druggies, emo kids, and nothing to do (which is why there are so many druggies). But im Sure as hell not saying all the kids are druggies...just most of them. Kids that arent preps or emo are far and few between. People wearing over 200 dollars worth of clothes at one time is not uncommon, and niether are having taxes that cost more than some inner city houses. Games of public 'ruit is not unusual. Hell, the PTA may even sponser a game now and then. By 7th grade, many kids can down an entire bottle of vodka without even flinching. Dont get me wrong, its a beatiful town..that is, if you dont get smashed on your way into town by an Escalade going a buck twenty on a road that could be mistaken for a paved hiking path.
"Wow, that medow seems sure pretty, minus the smashed beer bottles and the eleven passed out middle schoolers! Arent you glad we moved to easton?"
by You May Know Me July 29, 2008
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The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.
Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*
by committ/mort October 20, 2019
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dorris eaton

a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag
at least eight thousand and one made my day better
by /\/\/\/\ August 4, 2004
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Easton

Easton is a boy, he’s very caring, cute and nice. Don’t break his heart because he doesn’t deserve it. He deserves the world and more if you find Easton take him he is perfect and very athletic and never gives up he’ll also find a way to get through anything
Easton~ cute, nice, funny, stupid, athletic (however you’re ilysm)
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Easton

Easton is a inner-city area within Bristol, England. It contains the Lawrence Hill and Barton Hill estates. 35% of the population of Easton are of black or asian orgin. It is also known to be one of the best areas in Bristol if you're looking for some Cannibis aswell as other close areas such as St Pauls and Glouscter Road. Easton is said to be one of the most deprived areas in South West England with high statistics in knife, violent crime and robberies however boasting a great community with various pressure groups, local bands, political groups, and some anarchist communes. It also has three Mosques, a Synagogue, a Sikh temple and several Churches. Streets parties are also very common in Easton, the main ones being on St Marks road and Stapleton road annually. There are several Banksy peices in Easton. The main school in Easton is the City Academy.
Easton is a great place to live in.
by Voodoo Guy April 18, 2008
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Easton

Easton. The whitest place on the planet with the most kids that want to be black. Also, the most drug-oriented place in CT. It is easier to get an ounce of weed than it is to get your hands on ciggarettes or alcohol. Quite often there is drug busts/searches (including having K9 search lockers). People are usually such a frequent user of drugs becuase we have a ridiculus sum of money and nothing better to waste it on. Speed/cocaine/heroin/acid/shrooms are also some popular drugs that have frequent users, (just to name a few). By seventh grade most kids have tried/known somone who has tried some form of drug (not included alcohol becuase most kids have tried alcohol already). It is true that freshman in highschool could out drink college seniors under-the-table. It is also true that many sources of people's addictions are from their parents.
REAL conversations that could only happen in Easton...

"Hey, do you have a couple dollars? I'm really hungry."
"Sorry, I only have ten left."

"Dad, I have to talk to you. I smoke pot... and I wanted you to know."
"We should get high together sometime."
by YyYyOoO April 13, 2006
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eatons neck

a small peninsula off of northport. connects to northport by asharoken road which is patrold by the world famous nazi asharoken police dept. (word of advice if your driving on asharoken and go over 32mph there pulling you over).Eaton's neck is a good little town it is upper middle class unfortinaly becoming infested with yuppies. It is home to the Eatons neck FD who managed to burn down there own fire house but overall a good group.eatons neck does have a club called the POENB (property owners of eatons neck beach) they do nothing. you just get a cool sticker every year.In conclusion eatons neck is a great place for all kinds of thing especially some late night drinking etc. so come visit
Hobart beach-good drinkin
Sluce-good drinkin spot
Woods(eatons neck is a jungle)
by E-BLOCK December 30, 2005
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