Eat a gun

To shoot oneself in the mouth; to commit suicide.

I told Koree to go eat a gun after he said he liked Green Day.

by Irish Eric October 17, 2008

Eat a Richard

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.

With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.

by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

Eat a Big Meal

A Nic-name for famous, over weight singer Rita Mcneil. Or any other over weight person.

"Omg, look at Eat a Big Meal over there...she's freakin' huge!"

by COE40 August 24, 2009

eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

Eat a dick

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003

eat a fat one

Eating a big fat cock

hey mate eat a fat one u fuckin faggot

by maxey sup g banger May 8, 2006

eat a bowl of dick

also known as "eat a bowl", when some frustrates you so much that there is nothing else u can tell them.

mom- "clean your room"
son- "eat a bowl of dick"

by walking goddess October 20, 2013