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Officer Earl

Earl is like a minor antagonist at the beginning of the movie, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, but soon becomes one the main characters. He is very athletic and overprotective and takes his job as an officer of the law very seriously and with pride. He is very proud of his masculinity and enjoys being as manly as possible and dislikes the thought of actually showing tears (he once even sucked a tear back into his eye purposely). He can get a bit paranoid and over-the-top sometimes with a raspy kind of voice and temper, however is also a very caring and loving family man who loves his wife and son very much and is willing to do anything for them. He also cares a lot about the safety of the people of Swallow Falls and even helped organise and evacuation during the "Food Hurricane" the FLDSMDFR has created.
He also is a new meme where he runs like a machine so he can clap those cheeks.
Flint: *Attaches aligator clips*
Officer Earl: FLINT LOCKWOOD!
Flint: Uh! Just a second, I'm in the middle of aAAAA-
by xxxman360 April 19, 2019
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Dirty Earl

The illest of the ill, dopest of the dope, king of men.
Dirty Earl, like a motherfucker!

How Dirty Earl is that?
by ner121 June 15, 2020
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Earlville

Old school. Evidencing tendencies consistent with and/or embodying traits personifying that which could be characterized as schizel. Totally Schuman. Fresh. Hype. Stanky. Dopey fresh. Stanky hype. Schuman stank.
Have you been to Poolville, Steve? Yes Roger, and I found it to be entirely Earlville, even more so than Unadilla Forks.
by Stanky Pete January 9, 2008
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Earlston Fever

It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)
At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!
by Peasel February 22, 2010
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Hard & Early

By going against all expert advice, failing miserably, but claiming victory anyway and hoping nobody noticed.
Feigning a quick response, but in reality putting in a lackluster and slow performance.

Demonstrably doing too little, too late.
"2 months after they requested it and 3 days after the city was taken, we went hard & early and sent a rapid rescue team in a very slow plane." Jacinda Ardern.

"After covid was in the country, we went hard & early to close the borders. We have eliminaded it!" Jacinda Ardern
by Enough NZ! August 19, 2021
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Early Onset Caucasia

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.
by Becky Snow April 28, 2021
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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you celebrate an event before knowing it's final outcome. Often applied in sports, video games, and gambling, etc.

The idea behind the phrase is that children often tend to open their presents before 25th.
Kon: Guys! I think the Lakers are going to win in 4 this year!
Edgar: Definitely! Let's go drink some beer to celebrate!

after championship where Lakers won in 5.

Shyam: You guys fell for the Early Christmas Fallacy.

Next time just wait until they win before celebrating guys.
by lolja GUYS tell'em July 31, 2009
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