by sn0wflake December 25, 2012
Get the ewan mug.The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019
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A Scottish actor who is known for picking acting roles beyond the "Hollywood" norm. Quite like Johnny Depp, Shia LeBeouf, Kevin Bacon, etc.
Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.
His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.
Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.
His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.
Women only like Ewan McGregor because he was "hot" in Moulin Rouge. Had you known that he was singing in Velvet Goldmine, you would already had been aware of such wonderfulness.
by acidbathory January 8, 2009
Get the Ewan McGregor mug.The common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. Stands for Elex wails animals like kangaroos 5X. Common symptoms:
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.
If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.
If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.
Ex.1
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.
Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!
Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.
Ex.2
Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.
Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn.
EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.
Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!
Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.
Ex.2
Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.
Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn.
EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)
by Elex Walker August 26, 2006
Get the EWALK5 mug.1. a One of exceptional virtue, strength, and honour
b PIMP
c Obviously the greatest at scrabulous games
2. A very rare polish given name.
Antonyms: See UD term for 'Sabby'
b PIMP
c Obviously the greatest at scrabulous games
2. A very rare polish given name.
Antonyms: See UD term for 'Sabby'
by Johnny from December 9, 2008
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But ewaja is different it's hard to explain but when a friend did something cool you just say "ewaja" or when a friend is saying something that you agree with you say "ewaja".
But ewaja is different it's hard to explain but when a friend did something cool you just say "ewaja" or when a friend is saying something that you agree with you say "ewaja".
You: "Ewa, how are you?"
Friend: "I'm great man, how are you?"
Friend:" I hate the English teacher, she's so dumb."
You:" Ewaja, same."
Friend:" I just skipped my exam but idc."
You:"Ewaja."
Friend: "I'm great man, how are you?"
Friend:" I hate the English teacher, she's so dumb."
You:" Ewaja, same."
Friend:" I just skipped my exam but idc."
You:"Ewaja."
by Kudime May 2, 2021
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