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dylena

Dylena is a ship name created for selena gomez and Dylan o brien.Dylan o briens celebrity crush has been selena for ages and fans ship them cause they're so cute
Friend:I love Dylan o brien and selena gomez

Me:Bish just say dylena for Christ sake
by Spammyayeshi February 1, 2017
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dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.
“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”
by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019
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Dylen

Dylen is the sexiest strongest TALLEST man you will ever meet in your life. He is so damn TALL. He makes Shaquille O’neale look tiny. He makes the tallest man on Earth look like an ant🤷 You want to know why????because he’s just that tall🤯
Dylen is kinda tall
by Idk man2322 November 20, 2021
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Temporary Dyslexia

The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.
<On IRC>

Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work?

* man, wanna, over, after
Sorry, temporary dyslexia.
by Llamahunter September 17, 2011
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Alarm Clock Dyslexia

Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)

This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."
by 132299 April 16, 2009
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Detlef

Detlef belongs to every class of words, be it a noun, a verb, many pronouns, a proverb, all the articles, the seventh preposition and even a yuge adjective.
SCENE; coffeeshop

Felted (Sitting down at a tiny table): Hey, other people whose names happen to be randomly arranged versions of my own name!

Lefted: Hey there Felted, have you seen my new Dethleff caravan?

Tedfel: Calm down, you Detlef noun

Lefted: Tedfel, don't just Detlef verb in

Felted: Let's take a breather! As Confucius said, "Detlef" proverb

Tedfel: Felted, you can use your Detlef adjective saying, but detlef article fact is that Lefted always shows off his goddamn things

Suddenly, an asteroid collided with Earth, causing extinction of all Dinosaurs, ending the conversation between Lefted, Tedfel, and Felted, who were Dinosaurs, by the way, which is blowing your mind right now harder than the asteroid. This also explains to the captivated reader why the dinosaur 'Felted' could not sit down. This was clearly because said shop exclusively contained human tables, which seemed eerily inconvenient at the time, but proved to be a yuge marketing success in the later human era.

END

At this point, detlef pronoun think that it is imperative the audience knows Confucius never said the aforementioned quote detlef preposition any of his encounters, books, arguments, conversations, scrolls, scientific papers, technical reports, minutes of meetings, interviews, newspaper articles, book reviews, Thanksgiving speeches, town hall meetings, video conferences, detlefs noun #2, questionnaires, blogs, vlogs, facebook posts, tweets, tv appearances or reality shows.
by OGYourski February 27, 2017
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Dyllen

Cutest person you’ll find on earth. Most definitely good at sports and smart.Definition of a Qt
Dyllen is a cutie<3
by Tabloid journalism October 26, 2019
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