dysphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also: disphemism.

Ever notice how Clark is prone to dysphemism? How Clark calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how he calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.

by Mo Dixley October 9, 2005

typing dyslexia

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).

Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.

by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008

dysk

Being exceptionally stupid and irrational and pretending to be mentally handicapped

''OMG i can't believe he just did that''
''Yeah he definetly has some dysk''

by Fulufu January 30, 2015

Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

dystocracy

A dystopian and systemically ill form of government that is dysfunctional and ultimately illegitimate.

Our dystocracy has elected this cipher and we have created him in our own image: a spoiled and angry five-year-old with megalomaniacal greed and sexual appetites and the attention span of a gnat.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2018

Dysentery

You shit until you die

The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery

by The4horsemen October 10, 2019

U-Dic-Dysfunction

The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.

Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.

Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!

Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!

by OG_Epimetheus July 31, 2021