Well Damn

1. An expression of shock and astonishment that you never thought would fucking happen.

2. A term that dumb bitches love to steal from the people that orginally made it.

"Did that bus just hit all the people we hate? WELL DAMN!"

by randomtasks October 4, 2009

damn fine coffee

As in the cult TV classic Twin Peaks, by David Lynch, FBI Special Agent Cooper's description of his favorite drink.

Pete Martell: "How do you like your coffee?"
Special Agent Cooper: "Blacker than midnight on a moonless night."
Pete Martell: "...pretty black."

Special Agent Cooper: "MMM, that's damn fine coffee!"

by Homegrown October 12, 2005

damn commie

Rule 8 of /r/MURICA subreddit.

Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.

'Murican 1: I ain't no Commie.
'Murican 2: "I ain't no DAMN Commie." Rule 8 Patriot!

by masongr April 13, 2014

God Damn it Gavin

Whenever Gavin says something sexual or racist you gotta say God damn it Gavin

"Gavin SAYS" FUCKING NIGGA BITCH "crowd" says god damn It Gavin

by Gelindoria May 9, 2019

Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com

> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

too damn bad

what you tell someone when they're being whiny and annoying.

"can i have some ice cream?"
"no."
"pleeeeeasssseeeeee???"
"no."
"but i really want some ice cream!!!"
"that's just too damn bad."

by t-t-t-tally March 16, 2008

Damn

The all purpose word.

Example 1: *See's hot girls* Damn.

Example 2: *Your team loses a game* Damn.

Example 3: *You spill coffee on a white shirt* Damn.

by Mike April 4, 2004