As the heart started beating a drummer was born.
The drummer is the backbone of the rock band and most
essential to hide guitarists mistakes in a live show whilist twiriling the drumsticks for the crowd's pleasure.
The drummer is the backbone of the rock band and most
essential to hide guitarists mistakes in a live show whilist twiriling the drumsticks for the crowd's pleasure.
drummer
An heavenly creatures that master the ancient
artcraft of hitting "stuff" and make it sound "good"
"Two musicians and a drummer enter a music shop"
An heavenly creatures that master the ancient
artcraft of hitting "stuff" and make it sound "good"
"Two musicians and a drummer enter a music shop"
by Tiriyon December 30, 2011
A drummer is a person who plays the drums, particularly the drum kit, marching percussion, or hand drums.
Drummer for led Zeppelin and widely regarded as one of the most influential drummers in rock history.
by Rhys Mc Quillan August 02, 2007
The first person to die in a band. Examples include Keith Moon and John Bonham. This fact is demonstrated in the film Spinal Tap.
Marty DiBergi: Now, during the Flower People period, who was your drummer?
David St. Hubbins: Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh...
Nigel Tufnel: ...Festival.
David St. Hubbins: Jazz blues festival. Where was that?
Nigel Tufnel: Blues jazz, really.
Derek Smalls: Blues jazz festival. Misnamed.
Nigel Tufnel: It was in the Isle of, uh...
David St. Hubbins: Isle of Lucy. The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival.
Nigel Tufnel: And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage.
Derek Smalls: Just like that.
David St. Hubbins: He just went up.
Nigel Tufnel: He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.
David St. Hubbins: Look at his face.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, there was...
David St. Hubbins: It's true, this really did happen.
Nigel Tufnel: It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.
David St. Hubbins: Like a stain, really.
Nigel Tufnel: It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.
David St. Hubbins: You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
David St. Hubbins: Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh...
Nigel Tufnel: ...Festival.
David St. Hubbins: Jazz blues festival. Where was that?
Nigel Tufnel: Blues jazz, really.
Derek Smalls: Blues jazz festival. Misnamed.
Nigel Tufnel: It was in the Isle of, uh...
David St. Hubbins: Isle of Lucy. The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival.
Nigel Tufnel: And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage.
Derek Smalls: Just like that.
David St. Hubbins: He just went up.
Nigel Tufnel: He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.
David St. Hubbins: Look at his face.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, there was...
David St. Hubbins: It's true, this really did happen.
Nigel Tufnel: It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.
David St. Hubbins: Like a stain, really.
Nigel Tufnel: It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.
David St. Hubbins: You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
by Abdax September 16, 2009
1. One whose musical talents are most important for one in a band. They keep time, accent the other players, offer moral support, and look sexy all at the same time during a show. Also the only band member whose instrument is physically tiring.
2. One who's good at banging, and not just drums.
3. Someone who thinks they can play drums but really can't. They are often quite stupid, and are unable to figure out when others don't want them around. They're loud, obnoxious, and give a bad name to other drummers. If you're one of these, then stop, because you will lose all friends and family due to your plague of stupidity.
2. One who's good at banging, and not just drums.
3. Someone who thinks they can play drums but really can't. They are often quite stupid, and are unable to figure out when others don't want them around. They're loud, obnoxious, and give a bad name to other drummers. If you're one of these, then stop, because you will lose all friends and family due to your plague of stupidity.
1. Boy: Have you seen Rush's drummer, Neil Peart? He's so talented!
Girl: Who's Rush?
2. Boy: Travis Barker can play drums like such a boss.
Girl: He can play my vag any day of the week.
3. Boy: God whats that racket?
Girl: Oh its just Lars Ulrich being a drummer. He'll calm down in a few hours.
Girl: Who's Rush?
2. Boy: Travis Barker can play drums like such a boss.
Girl: He can play my vag any day of the week.
3. Boy: God whats that racket?
Girl: Oh its just Lars Ulrich being a drummer. He'll calm down in a few hours.
by pseudononymous12345 June 16, 2011
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