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Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.
Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
by mancyclopediac January 21, 2021
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Turkish Dragon Bath

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.
Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.
by Bud Outback April 8, 2013
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Chinese Golden Dragon

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020
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Dragon ball legends

A Gacha game that forces you to spend a lot of money to get trash as fuck units in the game, and shafts you every time you finally save up for a multi
Tyler: Oh boy i can't wait to pull ssj3 goku on this banner, I've been grinding for hours for 2k chrono crystals

Dragon ball legends: Here's sparking Hercule

Tyler: Why did i even grind ;-;
by Chasedunnd November 5, 2019
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Dragon High

When someone gets so high that every time they exhale smoke they pretend that they are a dragon breathing fire at tiny imaginary people.

This usually occurs while smoking weed, although shrooms and cigarettes have been known to produce some of the most ferocious dragons ever encountered.
Friend 1: "Dude, Mat hit too many bowls and now he's dragon high."
Friend 2: "Those poor imaginary people..."
by Demonchipmunk October 20, 2010
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Backwards dragon

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.
My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.
by Heather Timm February 10, 2021
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Dragon Brain

This Old Tyme Medieval Anglo-Saxon Terminology Has Dual Meanings In The Ancient World

1)Receiving A Fellatious Act From A Less Than Standard Wench

2)Laying With And Or Receiving Fellatio From The Villages Most Beautiful Woman
1)Damn Man, I Was At That Party At Courtney's. I Was So Drunk I Got Some Dragon Brain From Misty.

2)Bro, You Wouldn't Believe it, I Got That Milf's Dragon Brain Last Night
by Lord-Gore March 7, 2010
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