Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

by Gorgechild December 22, 2010

doucheswag

Signage, decoration, or other paraphernalia added to one's identifying possession(s), such as a vehicle, which the owner thinks makes them look cool but, in reality, just announces to the world that they are a douchebag.

Did you see all the doucheswag on that truck? Dangly truck-balls, blinding LED accent lights, and a "suck-on-this" bumper sticker to boot!

by alexk81 September 29, 2019

Doucheasaurs Rex

Someone who is a mega douche. someone exhibiting excessive douchiness.

Dude, quit being a doucheasaurs Rex.

by Jess Ski October 21, 2008

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

by halfamind April 15, 2006

douchenstein

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.

Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.

by Chern November 7, 2008

Douchette

The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.

See also: she-douche

"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."

b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."

by MyArmIsAsleep August 10, 2009

DOUCHEASAURUS

Another insult reffering to the word douch bag and relatating to animals.

Dude i heard they found joeys ancestors. The ancient species of the doucheasaurus rex

by Mike Halk April 28, 2005