Doucherstien

The recently made up word 'doucherstien' is an insult. It can be used as a serious insult, or a friendly insult. Whatever. The word comes from the root words 'Douche' and 'Stien'. Douche, meaning a squeeze-bottle used for the clensing of bodily orfices (usually the vagina or the anus). And stien, meaning a german beer mug. Doucherstien means a German beer mug filled with dirty douche water. Douche. Stien. Doucherstien. There you go.

"That asshole is acting like a total doucherstien. I wanna kick his ass."

"Way to go, doucherstien!"

by KnockaboutKlown June 10, 2009

Douchecat

A Blues or Jazz musician who is also a major douche

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat

by AxeJazz March 24, 2009

Doucheriffic

Is an adjective describing a douche (piece of crap) doing something terrifically (great or intense).

As in "His urinating in public was so DOUCHERIFFIC, I dumped his ass."

by Jetset334 September 23, 2009

Douchebait

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!

"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"

by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005

Douchebattic

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

by really fat person April 8, 2006

douchefart

a combination of a douchebag and a queef

Some douchefarts are Starker, Marshall, Morgan, etc.

by Matt Mloshenshiter November 1, 2008

douchecrate

A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.

Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.

by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006