douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

by Stobyoia September 3, 2009

Douchebike

A motorcycle that a douchebag would own. Likely a crotch rocket.

You can tell by the douchebikes outside that this is a hipster bar.

by tclcttbs June 22, 2014

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

by BlckAlchmst March 7, 2010

douchenize

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.

douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.

by Le douche February 9, 2005

Doucheipel

A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.

Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.

Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.

by Musiclove420 July 7, 2011

doucherape

To take a douche and press it into the smaller inmates love chute.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DOUCHERAPE IS?!?!?!?!
Yo man this aint prizon, we dont doucherape here.

by Snatchmo July 30, 2008

douchevibe

someone who you barely know who gives you the feeling that they are a douche.

I don't know about you, but this guy is giving me the douchevibe.

by i am a cool cat forreal July 23, 2007