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A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.
The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.
by douchecosity November 9, 2011
Get the douchecosity mug.The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.
"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
Get the Douchectomy mug.douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
by K. Scott January 22, 2008
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Get the Doucheboat mug.The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.
I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.
by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007
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