Douchebike

A pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.

I had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.

by deskjob October 18, 2009

douchebitch

Any person, male or female, who is both a douchebag and a bitch

Don't be such a douchebitch!

by Shooter667 October 30, 2010

Douchebitch

A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"

Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.

by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012

douchesterbate

to stroke your ego about something inconsequential

Alan is such a douchesterbater... Homecoming king in a class of thirty!

by brewster1 February 24, 2014

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

by olympiacos December 26, 2006

douchebimmer

A douchbag who drives a BMW

"Dude, that douchebimmer just cut me off!"

by jbonzai June 13, 2009