douche

1.) John edwards.
2.) His show, crossing over.

Hey man who's that guy from crossing over?

Who the douche?

by Emma August 3, 2004

douche

Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.

1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.

2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.

2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.

by Nathalie Morgan December 28, 2005

douche

every junior high kids favourite word.

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.

by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 28, 2008

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

douche

A product use to clean out a woman's vagina

Hey girl, you got a spare douche on you?

by Techtonix July 6, 2016

douche

a perfect insult to use as an alternative to profanity; a name often used to describe guys (or girls) who are overly obnoxious and don't know when to shut up

Matt K is a douche.

by fratlord12 January 30, 2017

douche

1. Anybody associated with "369", Attica or Le Noir
ie. Cassh, Lionel, Roger Pho, Roger Sung, Lenny
2. Someone who crashes their brand new Lamborgini LP 640
ie. Elroy

Cassh = king douche
Lionel = queen douche
Roger Pho/Sung = Douche face
Lenny = douche brains
Elroy = douche car

by le bag of the douche't October 14, 2008