maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005

Douchin'

To douche

Carry was douchin' all night.

by Dingleberrry May 24, 2009

Douchicane

An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.

1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!

2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.

3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.

by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010

douching

process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.

squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex

by doug December 16, 2003

douching

1.To clear out the rectom from a high position.
2.The act of having anal sex with a girl after someone else has done her in the same place.
3.Verb; acting douchtacular.

3. Chrissy is douching on everyone or Chrissy is so douching herself.

by Tron Jackson, Preston Wescot, Nigal Marryweather, Orville Hilten, T South, Ian September 25, 2005

douching it up

To become excessively annoying, boistrous, or unbecoming of a normal human being, esp. in the presence of a peer group.

Bob: Man, look at Jim over there!
Mark: I know, he's totally douching it up!
Bob: Let us proceed to beat him an inch from life for such unacceptable behavior.
Mark: Indeed.

by Chenzo23 September 13, 2006

Douchie Danny

A derogatory term inspired by failed American Idol contestant and known homophobe, Danny Gokey. It is used to identify either:

1. Someone who is homophobic
2. Someone who uses personal tragedies to capitalize on fame
3. Someone who wears seriously obnoxious glasses and has the hilarious misconception of appearing attractive
4. Someone with no musical talent.

Danny Gokey is the biggest Douchie Danny to ever sing on American Idol.

by melenagold June 18, 2009