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nutritional doublethink

The simultaneous acceptance of two contradictory beliefs about a food.

The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.
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Shot up doubles

To take any drug twice in one sitting
"Man i just shot up doubles on them xans"
Shoot up them doubles = shot up doubles
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parking lot doubles

Parking Lot Doubles: :/noun/: To take the melee to the parking lot with out the stick but with the fists
Minnesota swamped Wisconsin in the parking lot doubles tournament.
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houdini doubleshot

When you are back dooring a girl and you spit on her back. When she turns around your friend jumps out of the closet and blows HIS Load in her mouth. Then you blow your load in her ass. Then, take a picture and run.
"DUDE, we totally houdini doubleshoted Dan G's girlfriend last night"
by You NO ME October 22, 2008
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doubleshifting

The act of giving a hand job to a man while driving a vehicle with a manual transmission.
Suzy told her friends about doubleshifting Jack last night on the way to Thanksgiving Dinner.
by Andy O. July 21, 2008
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doublethink

When one is forced to express that a lie is truth, despite his knowledge of the real facts. Orgininated in the book 1984 in the fictional Socialist government of Ingsoc
Bobby committed doublethink when he said to his young daughter that she could do anything that she set her mind to it, despite the fact that he knew that was a lie.

(But in the book 1984, doublethink is more of a serious act of course)
by Matthew Peters January 9, 2004
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doubles

1)2 vs 2 in a sport game, e.g. tennis.
2)When the ball bounces twice in your square in handball.
3)When you roll two of the same number on a pair of 6-sided dice.
4)When a man has climaxed during masturbation but doesn't stop rubbing and eventually ejaculates again.
1)Teamwork is important in a doubles game of tennis.
2)That noob missed the ball and got out by doubles.
3)I got doubles in Monopoly, another turn for me.
4)Viagra is so potent that a man with erection problems can easily pull doubles after the correct dosage.
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