Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's)

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.

Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).

by Meeray March 17, 2009

domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.

the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

Damntastic

When something is too amazing to be fantastic

Dude I just won the lottery
Dude that's damntastic
I know dude

so when do we buy a boat
right now!!!
Damntastic!!

by agogettingslayerofmen June 12, 2015

domestickles

When your spouse tickles you against your will in the home, you are a victim of domestickles.

Last night Rafe and I went to bed and I was subjected to vigorous tickling and am now suffering from domestickles based trauma

by Dorialoverofrafe October 22, 2019

pacman domestic

Two birds bumping uglies, clashing V's etc

"Dude, I heard Sara and Rachel having a pacman domestic last night"

by rhys_davies February 21, 2009

Domestic Engineer

An alternative description for a Housewife / Househusband, a job that is often undervalued as it is unpaid and not within the formal workplace. The role typically includes caring for children as well as being a Cook, Cleaner, Laundress / Laundryman, Chauffeur, Teacher, Nurse, Secretary and Counsellor.

I am not just a Housewife, I am a Domestic Engineer!

by KLieberman January 31, 2015

Domestic Engineer

a term for a housewife or stay at home mom. (or dad)

My mom doesn't work in an office, she's a domestic engineer.
Domestic Engineers don't get enough credit for all the work they do in the house.

by maryf September 16, 2008