Doinker

Someone who is a piece of shit. Comes from the root word doink meaning the sound a shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

I heard that Justin cheated on his girl. He’s such a doinker for that.

by doctor_seph November 8, 2020

doinklet

Doink•let \doy'nk-let\ n (21c) 1 a: Coinage not of US origin. b: foreign coins that make a different sound when dropped due to different size, shape and thickness < (drops coin) "doink"

Check out my doinklet collection!

by DropKing March 28, 2021

Dinklermormon

When you don't understand if one's apology is sarcastic or not but you don't let it cloud your mind either way.

Person 1: sorry
Person 2: dinklermormon

by JFKERUH April 24, 2022

Doinklet

When someone is reacuringly fucking with the same person

You and ben are such doinklets

by Kalebiscoool229 September 24, 2022

Doinkers

Your dogs. Toes. Keep them caged please nobody wants to see that.

"Bro, that girl over there has her doinkers out!"
"My God, that is hot."

by dazaisjuicyyummyhotbuttock September 17, 2023

Doinkle

Small poop particles

Someone: hey man, are you constipated again??
Me: yeah, just dropped some disappointing doinkles in the loo

by Yah.hah November 12, 2023

doinker boinking

being nonchalant about sillyness.

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let roe hit

we were doinker boinking at walmart yesterday.

by jsns shakajs d November 14, 2023