Dofuckingval

A subject maniacally obsessed with the "Metal Gear Solid" video game franchise. Only requires 48 minutes of sleep to function at maximum capacity while working, attending class, reading countless bullshit novels, and repeatedly beating the same video games in hopes of encountering "Alternative" endings.

"Man, I didn't get much sleep last night. I only got about 48 minutes of it...DOFUCKINGVAL."

"Yo, I just beat "Metal Gear Solid" for the 54th time and the ending is still the same..DOFUCKINGVAL."

by Gel snake January 7, 2013

Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.

"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

Dotcommies

Persons who are convinced that the
web will replace all other forms of
storage and transmission of the written
word.

"I ask for a reference and they give me
a web page, what a buncha' DOTCOMMIES."

by Craig Ball June 12, 2003

dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

dotcom

some thing that falls fast

The number of teams with a chance of making it to the playoffs is dropping like a dotcom stock.

Variant: dropping like stock in Enron

by mandingoe June 16, 2004

Tab Dotching

Tab Dotching is a term for cheating in Garry's Mod. It can be done if some annoying kid starts to ddos the victim while they're spamming the tab key. It is very malicious and should be avoided.

Oh my lord that kid is a Tab Dotcher!
Watch out a Tab Dotcher!
Stop Tab dotching!

by BeepTeeBops October 24, 2020

dootch

a compliment directed at a male audience with the intention to flatter or turn on.

Girl: "Fraser your such a dootch"
Fraser: "lets have sex"

by dootchman1234567890 February 11, 2010