Bori & Dorka

two wonderful human beings who made this presentation just for you and who are currently in school. we made this presentation about urban dictionary 'cause we had no idea what the heck should we presentate to you guys.

"Wow Bori & Dorka this presentation was AMAZING!!!!!!!"
"Thank you guys for your attention."

by two children without ideas May 5, 2019

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018

Dork Tits

Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.

Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?

by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

herky derk

to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.

I wish Bree from Lab Rats would herky derk me.

by abby (abster) November 23, 2022

Son Of Dork

A British pop band started by James Bourne after his previous band, Busted, split up.

The members of this band consist of James Bourne, Danny Hall, David Williams, Steven Rushton, and Chris Leonard.

They came out with one record, titled "Welcome to Loserville" that was released November 21, 2005.

They produced two singles, "Ticket Outta Loserville" and "Eddy's Song."

They are no longer officially together, David, Chris and Steven having left the band.

"Have you heard that new song called Ticket Outta Loserville?"

"The one by Son Of Dork?"

"Yeah! It's awesome!

"Dude! I love that song!"

by Lindsay!@! January 21, 2009

dork trap

A lame way DMHN board admins use to ban someone from their forum. Without informing posters what a dork trap is.

Admin: dork trap
below poster: yea man Whats up with this
Admin: OMGZ you are so banned

by wifflewoffle July 20, 2006

Dork Muffin

Dork muffin is a term used to describe someone who is unbelievably-- Nay, outrageously awesome. So awesome is such a person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with them. They know no limits in their sense of humor. Last but not least of all, they taste sensationally delicious. Once you have tasted a dork muffin, it is rumored by the lucky few that have tasted them that you could never go back. Ever. Derived from 2 words, ironically happening to be both "dork" and "muffin" , few have yet lived long enough to achieve a title of such grandeur.

Among the few who have been able to achieve the novel title of dork muffin are the Green Ranger, Victor, smexy Jason and <3Jen<3. Forever will their names be etched into history as the most awesome people not only on Earth, but also the coolest gangstas of the highest degree.

person #1: I sure am bored and hungry today.
person #2: As am I, fellow human brethren.
dork muffin: Eat me!
person #1: Uh... What do you mean by that?
person #2: Were you being rude or did you mean it literally?
dork muffin: ;D <333
person #1: Now you are not even speaking English anymore.
person #2: 'Tis true. But my cravings for fun and hunger have been satisfied. This... Person is exquisitely delicious. Thank you-- *looks at name tag* Dork muffin.
dork muffin: ; *opens up mouth and shoots corn at persons #1 and 2*
person #1: Corn! One of my many weaknesses!
person #2: I... *dead*
person #1: I will avenge your death #2! *dead*
dork muffin: And all is well in the world. <3

by HappySkies December 15, 2008