Dodeccing

To expel all bodily fluids at once. (Like tripling, but times 4) Cannot be partaken by men unless the piss/cum flap has been removed.

e.g. Oh shit, he's dodeccing all over the carpet. That'll take ages to clean up.

by Mr. CheeryO February 23, 2011

dodecaretard

One who is 12 times below the capacity of a fucktard, approximately 7 degrees of stupidity below your average quintard.

Wooow! Did you see that reply-all from Bill last night? How is that dodecaretard still employed here?! How?!

by Winux Nomacs February 9, 2017

Doecke

A guy who thinks he's a major womaniser, but is often found masterbating by this mother.

Uses his jizz as anti pimple cream

Term also for goody goody christian

Guys who are afraid of going down on girls and anal sex

"Man, I rubbed some of my Doecke over my face this mornin' and it's really cleared up my pimp daddies."

" Dudde all the girls were Doecke'n me at club lastnight ended up having a threesome!" - Friend " didn't you say you're mum caught you havin a flog ?!"

"Yo did you lick Jessica's pussy?" - Naaa man thats gross , so Doecke!"

" I love Jesus and he loves me. It's soo Doecke

by Bogle9 October 15, 2019

iron dode

A large, hard, and mean-ass erection that is as strong as iron.

Last night at the club this chick grabbed my soft cock I wish i would have had an iron dode right then.

by rockjohnson July 30, 2010

Dode Slarved

The act of getting your dick sucked very hard and with much saliva. It originated from the FunnyorDie iPad parody video actor Adam Scott.

"...send and receive emails; all while getting my dode slarved."-Adam Scott.

by OneCheekyBastard June 14, 2011

dodecahedron

A dodecahedron is a regular polyhedron that has 12 Faces, 20 Vertices, and 30 Edges. It is 3-D just like most other polyhedra. All its faces are pentagons; its dual polyhedron is an icosahedron.

Elementary School Guy: Did you see that crazy dodecahedron over there? It's like a million pentagons combined!
High School Guy: Umm.. Yah? I already know about polychorons and all shapes.
Elementary School Guy: O_O you know 4D Shapes?
High School Guy: Yah. -.- *Walks away*

by JTsDictionaryGuy February 15, 2014

Dodecacorn

A majestic horse mammal creature with 12 horns coming out of its body. Penis included. Tridodecacon

I was so high that I would have sworn that I had seen a gang of trap lord dodecacorns.

by Onceaponce April 11, 2015