Lord dortis

Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures

“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42

Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.

by OGlover21 November 22, 2019

downie dort

a person who ruins the vibe of a conversation and is overall really sad

'oh yeah him, hes such a downie dort'
'why's he being such a downie dort today'

by Erriian March 28, 2022

Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)

Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.

by juicyjay4200 August 7, 2010

Dorton

A crazy co-worker

That Dorton Keeps looking over my shoulder while im standing at the urinal.

by big tyma October 11, 2012

Dorte

A very tall girl

Guy 1: Oh look! She's tall!
Guy 2: Oh that's just Dorte

by DanishPotato November 23, 2014

Borussia Dortmund

Borussia Dortmund is a Team in the German football League
Short form: BVB (Ballspiel Verein Borussia)

You: Do you like Borussia Dortmund
Me: Yes

by LeroTV September 27, 2020

dort

to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"

John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.

by Paul rocks SJU November 3, 2004