Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.

My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.

by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

Dickered

Drunk.
Plastered.
Wasted.
Loaded.

Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud!

by Ran133 May 23, 2018

triple dicker

When a person attempts to take three dicks in the mouth, much like the double dicker, inspired by the picnicface movie roller town.

A triple dicker is simply a one up on a double dicker, instead of blowing two dicks at a time, you would be attempting to blow three.

Sir Ace in the Hole wanted to blow three dicks, he had two manly dicks, and a womanly dick, and gave head to them all, so he pulled a triple dicker. He blew them all at once.

by a dinosaur inside acehole October 16, 2013

Civic Disservice

The act of pouring money into a piece of shit beater hatchback to make it look "bad ass". Common modifications include rims, spoilers, large racing stickers, dull matted paint, flames, and the occasional neon light. Tinted windows are required.

Jane was furious with her father after he forbid her from dating Carlos, after Carlos dropped her off in his Civic Disservice, and wearing a wife beater shirt that showed off his tribal band tattoo

by Kavka June 6, 2010

getting dickersoned

Dating back to the late 1700s was a family who were often found in groups preying on other people of inferior intelligence. Often mocking and having fun at the other people's expense. Correcting them when they were frequently wrong.
It is said that when found alone or very small groups they could appear to be sympathetic to others ill informed ideas or thoughts. But quickly gather almost out of thin air to harass and berate people of lesser intelligence. Tolerable in small groups but ruthless in large numbers much like a wolf pack.

I posted a false claim on social media and was quickly getting dickersoned

by Ma G January 22, 2017

Shitter-Dicker

An Unnecessary use of profanity to describe a person, place, thing, or idea.

"Hey dude, uh, hand me the shitter-dicker"

"Oh, this? All right dude, here ya go"

by P-Rod27 January 10, 2010

New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

by That one guy you like June 16, 2018