discordian

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.

discordian: hey wanna edate?

souljaboyfan123: nah bruh im not a discordian lmaooo

by inda305 June 30, 2020

Discordian Baptism

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

by Foxnight February 22, 2015

Discord Packer

Someone that sits on discord all day yelling at other people

I'm a discord packer, run my 50 hours

by samitoThaPacker October 24, 2020

discord kitten

A man shall name the opposite sex, such as know, "An underage girl." Once the individual identified the opposite sex, his "discord kitten." The man will provide with his kitten with "nitro." Every time she pleases.

"hold on I gotta unmute this asshole talking to me" - the trap

"Discord kitten shall we go to a private VC?" - dirty old musty 50-year-old grandpa diaper wearing ass.

"uwu"

by k1rbytop1 September 23, 2020

Disconcerted

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,

"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006

Discord light mode

A virtual flashbang

1:Dude did you just turn on discord light mode? 2:Yea! 1:Dude i´m over here.

by meme dankest memer November 2, 2020

Discord moment

Doing something that a person who uses discord would normally do.

After johnny went on a tirade on how Jewish people ran everyone felt it was a certified discord moment.

by KeefDakidd November 5, 2020