dilf

Deacon I'd like to fuck!

Deacon Tony is a total dilf!

Aww look at deacon over there lickin his finger! damnnn, what a DILF!!!!!

look at that gramp over there in that pew, screw him.. i want that dilf in and around my mouth.

I wanna go to a Catholic school, theyve got all them DIILLFFSS!

Good thing hes not a priest, thats fo show, thank God hes a dilf!

by Linds Vinocon March 18, 2008

dilf

desserts i like at freebirds

hey can i borrow some money, i really want a dilf.

by kmart=) September 28, 2008

DILF

An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).

Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.

by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013

Dilf

Best girl Katka.

"Where is Dilf?"
"She's probably making shrine."

by bluecoldchillypepper April 18, 2023

DILF

Divorcée I'd like to fuck!

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 2: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 1: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

DILF

DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert

there is nothing like a DILF

by ekb123 November 8, 2006

Dilf

Same as Milf (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) but for a hot dad (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)

Girl, check out that Dilf by the swing set!

by Tamara December 28, 2004