Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

dilbert08

member of the simpsons forum who felt he should be a part of TDC cos he's a sheep. doesn't actually possess any intelligence or personality, but instead leeches off everyone else's. thinks he's far more mature than he actually is, and underneath is just a n00b that can spell (yes, i'm aware of the "thank you captain obvious" factor of that comment). is friends with the most stupid of people: see strangergoat, ricket, flaaron and spoonabula

dilbert08: i think maybe i should go and join those n00bs over there, i would have a lot in common with them. maybe i'll ask them to join TDC like me!

by orgabulator June 7, 2004

dilbertarian

In a corporate setting, tools and processes that are unnecessarily complicated and confusing in ways that appear to be a deliberate attempt to frustrate users. Based on the comic strip character Dilbert.

IT gave me a new tool to do my job but it is so hard to use it seems like a dilbertarian attempt to block me from doing my job.

by CliftonClowers March 27, 2017

Dildertoasto

A toaster where instead of 2 pieces of toast are, 2 dildos are placed which pop out in a similar fashion to toast (that is they are heated).

I was using my dildertoasto last night and broke it, where do you think I can get a new one?

by Ppiss June 14, 2012

Dilber

burns herself with a hot water bottle

Dilber always burns herself with a hot water bottle

by Patates manti November 3, 2022

dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.

He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021

Dibbert

"A Party animal who's jaw is never really attached to his face" or "A man who is always drunk or on drugs - fun to be around but would possibly die at any moment due to amount of drugs taken"

For fuck sake Dibbert

by Peng June 13, 2016