Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

DickStraction

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.

"So I fucked Dexter last night."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

by The Original Sabs August 4, 2007

distractionist

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.

Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.

by bNz719 October 10, 2010

Dogstraction

Unplanned Action a dog owner has to take due to something his or her dog has done

Sorry I’m late, I was on my way but I had to deal with a dogstraction

by Omykiss September 8, 2018

Dickstractions

Distracted by the dick and fucking off all responsibilities.

"I have so many dickstractions; I can't get anything done"

by Rinsidy June 9, 2019

Distraction corner

A distraction corner is a group of 3-4 kids that distract others in todds classroom. the name of those kids are Kaelon, Jamaica, Lauren

Todd: Hey Distraction corner calm down

Distraction corner: •keeps talking but gets louder every minute•

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Dickstraction

When the Dick is so inviting, that your desire completely distracts you from everything else entirely and compells you to chase that cock til your sexual needs are satisfied.

" Babe, Please go over there while I finish my work, I love you but I have to finish this and your too much of a dickstraction to me."

" My man can be such a dickstraction to me... I cant ignore it, I try sometimes but it's pointless, because in the back of my mind my thoughts keep getting interrupted thinking of his cock pounding my pussy! As much as I push those thoughts back down and try to focus, my pussy physically is pulsing inside my panties and my body grinds against my seat. I have no choice but to stop wasting time fighting my desires, jump on daddy's dick so we can bust real quick and I can focus on work again!"

" I dont mind being single, but damn a bitch could sure use a GOOD dickstraction!"

by MISS.SWEETS June 3, 2020