Diddling The Dog

The act of having sex with a dog.

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Diddiot

Someone who is a diddyblud and an idiot

Man 1: Dude, that guy is stripping down in public and rubbing baby oil on himself.
Man 2: He is so getting arrested for public indecency lmao.
Man 1: Right? what a diddiot

by MrDrat May 25, 2025

Diddiot

Uses an old joke to make something even dumber.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.

John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.

OR

John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...

OR

John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...

by applesaue September 18, 2025

Diddlism

A following/cult where practices of diddling occur. Led by the notorious Aaron Mehta who regularly practices diddlism with sixth form girls.

Person 1: "They have been practicing diddlism with Aaron"
Person 2: "Burn them on the stake with the kevinists"

by nightmare75 December 1, 2025

Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

disc diddling

Engaging in old, tired discussion. It refers to placing a vinyl record album on the spindle of the turntable.

The conversation on this YouTube thread seems like a lot of disc diddling to me.

by magwep February 6, 2017

jizzle diddlin

playing with himself

i caught orlando jizzle diddlin

by Issa dick May 8, 2017