dick van dyke

The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.

Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.

by F3nyx May 11, 2006

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dickanus

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

by Roxton September 13, 2006

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Dickanomics

Dickanomics is a subject most preferred by penis enthusiasts. Specifically the term is used when one party seeks to master a particular way one penis works.

Jason: Babe, you are stroking too hard. You need to loosen your grip and twist a bit using your mouth.

Girl: So if I pay attention, does this mean I pass Jason's Dickanomics 101?

by breakthepanorama March 16, 2010

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When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

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Dickman

An eloquent insult conjured up in the 2010 era to describe or refer to someone in the act of dicking around, dicking with and/or around someone, or flat out being a dick. All of this without visual contact of said dick.

"Keegan you dickman, get over here with that hammer."
"Dickman alert: Here comes Preston."
"Throw away that apple core you dickman."

by Anti-dickman February 15, 2010

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