dickworks

Dickworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a 'dick' would have done or said.

This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.

When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'

Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'

Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.

by netdata November 2, 2009

Dickerous

An uncomftrably large cliterous, often ressembling a small dick.

I was giving this girl an easter finger and decided to go down on her to get my red wings. I discovered apon inspection however, that she had a dickerous and that shit is just too weird for me.

by Erickhand December 19, 2010

Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018

dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G

Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.

by BrettGee March 12, 2020

dickbrush

where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.

Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush

by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010

dicktrus mist

When your hookah tastes like dick.

"Damn scro wtf are you smoking,...dicktrus mist?"

"Is that citrus mist you smoking? Nah man tastes more like dicktrus mist"

"Shit scro I thought I ordered a pineapple hookah,...this tastes like dicktrus mist or something"

by Sir Scrocifer III December 22, 2010

Dictoris

Sensitive part of the penis, right below the head, which when stimulated causes extreme pleasure.

I was with this girl last night and she licked my Dictoris until I came in her mouth

by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010