mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.

He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019

Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

dicksand

Describes the sensation of falling into a man's aura and losing ones sense of self.

She saw him from across the room and fell into his dicksand. She no longer knew who she was, nor did she care.

by Etaoin September 9, 2016

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'

Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis

by Redapril June 18, 2017

dicksplantion

When you are explaining why you are/were a dick, this is a dicksplanation.

When I told my friends my dicksplantion they totally understood. Meanwhile my gorl friend did not agree.

by Wildest one February 12, 2018

dickpants

A contemptible person

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!

by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022

Dickspacer

Same meaning as cockblocker. Person making a negative influence on you're chance getting a bitch.

I am trying to rizz up a girl but sebastian is such a dickspacer!

by Cmfnrs March 29, 2023