dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

dickcapitation

Circumcision; Cutting off the foreskin of one's penis

January 1st is the Feast of the Circumcision. We're celebrating baby Jesus' dickcapitation! Yay!

by Fill It Up December 11, 2010

dickspeed

What Mario Paint Composer users call rapid-fast tempo (usually over 2000) where people try to 'hack' the five-note limit or volume controls to have multiple volume control notes playing at the same time or more than 5 notes at the same time.

When you urinate at the speed of light so fast that your toilet explodes.

Fapping at least 100 times per second.

I'll need somebody to record a video for me (preferably today). It's only moderate dickspeed (just 2727) but I'd like somebody that can record good FPS.

Holy shit, I busted so hard for the loo, that I ended up dickspeeding in the toilet, my toilet fucking exploded afterwards.

*browsing gay FNAF porn* It's time to dickspeed.

by Wikkidvommit32 May 20, 2015

Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.

During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer

by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016

Dickscarred

the emotional effect of having been cockblocked

Dude that girl at the bar fell asleep on my lap while giving me a blowjob man, left me so dickscarred.

by Zvoe November 17, 2009

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003

dickslap

To slap your penis over somebody's head or bodily parts

e.g.
Rob took his penis out and slapped it over Callum's head.

by Anon January 13, 2004