Dickloaf

An Asian delicacy in which the scrotum of a young deer is prepared in a lite soy sauce and ginger root mixture, the pubes are removed vilolently via single extraction methods pior to castration. It is sauteed for twety minutes, and then steamed and inserted up the anus for maxiumen pleasure in its consumption.

You try that mule deer dickloaf.
Naw man, I prefer whitetail myself.
Oh, don't be a cumtunnel.

by clavis jotey October 29, 2004

dicklover

Someone who loves dicks.

She is such a dicklover!

by cuzitssweetlikeme February 12, 2009

dickulous

(adj.) 1. When a male is being an ass hole. 2. When a male's genitalia is extremely large.

1. Wow, my boyfriend is being dickulous because he flipped out at me for nothing. 2. Omg, that shlong is dickulous.

by CarrieBear13 December 15, 2012

Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.

Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!

by plasticpb July 7, 2014

Dickolas

a pretentious, pompous, arrogant, self centered, hypocritical, two faced, unoriginal, heartless, deceitful, scheming, naive, shallow, promiscuous imp with nothing better to do than to prey upon the vunerable (usually females between the ages of 16-22).

I thought things were going to work out between us, but her turned out to be a dickolas.

by Echo Foxtrot October 15, 2007

Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.

Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

Dickolopolis

Someone who is such a dick that they could fill an entire city with their dickishness.

Brandon, you are a dickolopolis.

by mhaze March 17, 2011