Dickweed

A slightly comical insult (used for guys) to be used when:

1) they tell you you're being emotional.
2) they're not paying attention to you.
3) they can't keep a secret.
4) they try to fart on you.
(aka, they just be themselves)

"You still talking to him?"
"Me? No, he's a fucking dickweed."

by MikeNessMonster May 16, 2007

dickweed

an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip

you are a big dickweed

by Kona2002 March 5, 2008

Senor DickWeed

The creepy ass substitute teacher that likes to touch little boy anus

Stacy-“Man, Mr. Stevenson sure likes to play the game ‘bend of and spread your legs’ with us.” “ We should call him Senor DickWeed because he only lets the boys play that game”

by JewFaggotTesticles69 June 17, 2019

dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore

"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!

by thehashslingingslasher July 31, 2014

Dick Feed

Dick feeding describes the event wherein the shotgun of a penis shaped piece is being modulated by a fellow smoker/innocent bystander whilst the individual taking the hit uses two lighters to cherry bowl as he or she embraces him or herself for what can only be described as a godlike hit.

"Yo Derek, feed me that dick man."

"Give me your hand mayne, it's dick feeding time."

by hellzyamang September 8, 2009

dickweed

A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick

Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed

by NixonIsBack July 15, 2008

Dickweed Head

A complete fucked up useless piece of shit.

Dickweed HEads that have white haired tols that play tennis and soccer, have fat ass gay friends and looks like a goat.

by Andrew Kevan March 17, 2009