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dickwick

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...
Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.
by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007
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Dicklickity

Refers to a person that happens to lick a lot of dick either literally or figuratively, which could be for reasons beyond their control or it might just be that they just happened to enjoy it.
Dicklickity - Figurative use:
Steve: Dam it Carlos, that’s the third time in a row you have raised me all-in.

Carlos: laughs … ha ha ha

Steve: You know Carlos, you are being very dicklickity tonight.

Dicklickity - Literal Use:
I’ve notice that Sarah seem to be out a lot at night with different big wigs at the company

Brandon: Did you know Sarah just got promoted to regional manager. She and I were hired at the same time just under three years ago.

Cameron: Yes, that is what I was referring to, Sarah is very dicklickity with the bosses. She’s had 3 promotions in the past 9 months alone.

Brandon: Hmm, I wonder if I can get her to put a licken on my dicken.

Cameron: I wouldn’t count on it. She is at least 2 dicklickity pay grades above you by now and has no reason too.
by JoeCool813 January 29, 2017
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Dickdict

someone who is addicted to being a massive dickhead- a dickdict!
Your such dickdict!!!!!!!!!! Why the heck did u do that again?!? I think your running out of ways to annoy me...
by Outrageous 1992 March 4, 2009
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Dickwicker

When a girl is dating one guy but wants the other guys dick.
Person1: I heard she's dating Johnny!
Person2: I saw her out with Brian earlier!
Person1: She's such a dickwicker
by thatrandomunicorn May 13, 2014
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Dickdicted

Addicted to that dick.
John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.
by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016
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DickSick

When a person feels physically ill due to lack of or too much Dick
Man, I really don't feel well today , I think I'm DickSick . that twice this month.

Girl don't eat too much of that , your gonna wind up DickSick again
by Larue23 July 12, 2018
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DickSick

When you get physically sick from rough sex. Equivalent to seasickness or car sickness.
Emily got pounded so hard she nearly puked after. She got dicksick.
by Blackiechan260 June 11, 2019
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