Dick Dance

The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.

Right when I was about to cum, Jasmen pulled her hands away so she could watch my dick dance.

by Difference Maker March 17, 2008

Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance

"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."

by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

Dickface

person with a dick for a face

"Stop being such a cumguzzling dickface, dickface"

by EL Sa9jev November 7, 2003

dicksauce

(Pronounced ducksauce)

See ducksauce

Person 1: "DICKSAUCE!"

Person 2: "It's pronounced DUCKSAUCE"

by surfin bird bitches May 6, 2011

dickface

Someone who is a fucking retarded 12 year old.

dickface:OMFGZ i pwned U.
Person: Umm no i don't think so.
dickface:Pwnt nubz0rZ
Person:stfu you dickface 12 year old noob.

by SomeNoob February 19, 2005

Dick Dance

When a man pulls down his pants and thrusts his hips back and forth so that his penis hits his stomach. It makes a fun slapping sound!

Jimmy was doing the dick dance and all the girls loved it.

by Googirl August 2, 2008